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EMERGENCY FLOTUS FILES 10:21 pm April 19, 2011
Michelle Obama Survives Near-Fatal Near-Miss Airplane Non-Crash
The entire American world is freaking out right now, according to the home pages of every single American news source, because Michelle Obama was nearly killed in what is being shrugged off as a “landing mishap.” The plane carrying our FLOTUS was only three miles away from a military C-17 instead of the required five [...]
