pt eh like french people are ever on time
FRENCH LADY MAKES HOT, AWKWARD SMALL TALK: French First Lady Carla Bruni apparently freaked out that prude Michelle Obama by asking if Michelle and Barack had ever screwed while important heads of state were cooling their heels up the hall, the way Carla and her adorable li’l Sarko did this one time. WONKETTE GUESSING GAME: [...]






