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DUH  2:30 pm July 21, 2012

Tea Party Nation President: Obama Is Obviously A Gay Black Crack Addict

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

What are two things that are exactly the same? Are they “Arab witch-hunts” and “questions about Mitt Romney’s tax returns”? No. Those two things are not the same, as we proved with our persuasive logic yesterday. But here are two things that are exactly the same: “Mitt Romney opening his tax returns” and “Barack Obama [...]

DUH  3:45 pm July 20, 2012

This Time, It Is U.S. President Barack Obama Who Is The Muslim Terrorist, Obviously

by Jeff Wattrick

Why let Michele Bachmann and Louie Gohmert have all the fun? And why keep the accusations of Muslim terrorism to lowly Hillary Clinton State Department deputies, when you could set your eyes on the real prize? And that is why a Republican National Committeeman from Michigan would like you to know that Barack Hussein Obama, [...]

DUH  11:22 am December 26, 2011

Newt Gingrich: The Democratic Process Is a Terrible Act of War

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Newt Gingrich will not be on the Virginia primary ballot, because he was having too much fun running for President on the teevee to be bothered to run for President in real life and hand in on time the 10,000 signatures that the state requires to qualify. A lower mind might attribute such a problem [...]

DUH  7:35 pm September 6, 2011

A New Poll About Americans’ Hatred Of Muslims, Just In Time For 9/11

by Blair Burke

Get out your miniature American flags and get ready for all those chain e-mails from Grandma because it’s almost that time of year again! It has now been ten years since 9/11, which means America has had ten years to grieve, reflect, and cultivate limitless hatred for a religion we can’t even begin to understand. [...]

DUH  11:48 am April 19, 2010

Tea Partiers Wonder If Lindsey Graham’s Gayness Is Causing Him To Be So Gay In Congress

by Jim Newell

Finally, some Wonkette agreement with the Greenville Tea Party of South Carolina: Why won’t unmarried ex-Sailor Lindsey Graham, whose super-gay voice and constant gayness with Joe Lieberman and Walnuts McCain make him seem gay, just tell us the truth about his sexual orientation? Straight, or gay — which is it, Lindsey? (CAVEAT: it will only [...]

DUH  9:31 am September 1, 2009

by Jim Newell

SOME BLOGGER KNOWS BIG SECRET ABOUT GAY FRENCH S.C. LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR ANDRé BAUER: The secret: André Bauer is gay! So says “gay blogger” Mike Rogers, who is famous for secretly “outing” every conservative person anyone has ever suspected of being gay, according to his own anonymous sources. Those gay bloggers! They must have the best [...]


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