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A Children’s Treasury Of Wacky Media Inquiries About Mark Sanford’s Sexy Disappearance

For several days in late June, Mark Sanford spokesman Joel Sawyer had just about the worst job ever, having to deal with every national reporter and local legislator asking about Sanford’s whereabouts — which he did not know and could not find out, because Mark Sanford makes sure to turn off his cellphone when he’s sexing Argentine Firecrackers, which is always. What hilarious e-mails did Sawyer receive during these mysterious times, from the terrible media, and Stephen Colbert? Thanks to a successful open records request from South Carolina’s The State newspaper, we now present a Children’s Treasury of several! Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Wacky Media Inquiries About Mark Sanford’s Sexy Disappearance…