Former CNN Baghdad correspondent Michael Ware, he of the Lara Logan Love Triangle and the sexily fucked-up nose, is now living in Williamsburg. Go on, snide New Yorkers, and make your remarks about hipsters and trucker hats and whatever else they’re doing over there, in Williamsburg, these days. (Ha ha trucker hats were popular in what, 2002?) MORE »

Hmm, could this possibly be true? Could that Chicago radio jackass have not undergone a Spiritual Conversion regarding torture after having a stream of water gently poured on his half-covered face for a few seconds? Gawker has salacious details in the form of emails from the guy’s publicist suggesting that this was all “a hoax.” MORE »

Due to not watching much teevee your Wonkette editors were generally spared the spectacular series of meltdowns Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann enjoyed during the conventions, but we understand it was pretty nuts: catty hand gestures and bickering like old lesbians and finally Keith Olbermann refusing to go to St. Paul for fear he would be “assassinated.” Now we can all breathe a sigh of relief because they will not be anchoring the debates or election night for MSNBC. MORE »