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Super-Excited Conserva-Texans Give ‘Democrat’ Happy Ending

Hey conservative blogosphere, whatcha talking about these days? The birthday party Andy Breitbart missed ’cause he was, um, interred? Joining the totally gonna get sued Tea Party Facebook? COPYRIGHTS ARE NOT IN THE CONSTITUTION!!!!11!! Oh, and what’s this? A “committed Democrat” got a standing-O from a “room full of Texas conservatives”?? Wha? How can this be? Who could break through to the most conservatively conservative secession petitioners and make them clap while erect? Oh, of course, it was Pat Caddell, the “Democrat” Pollster Fox News, breitbart.com and Rush Limbaugh all have as a guest to say, “See? See? Even some Democrats think Barack Obama is ramming things down your throat.” Pat Caddell spoke at a meeting for the not as sexist as it sounds group “Women on the Wall,” and was a major hit! He shared important facts you should know, like about how Al Gore sold Current to Al Qaeda, President Obama is the most disingenuous prez since Nixon, and that the fiscal cliff deal was “a raping of the American people.” Total Democrat. But his biggest knowledge dropping headline making news was that America “is on the verge of an explosion.” That sounds very, very bad. We do not want to explode! Tell us, Pat, what could cause such a thing? Read more on Super-Excited Conserva-Texans Give ‘Democrat’ Happy Ending…
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Arkansas Senator Jason Rapert Not Having Any A You My-Nor-I-Ties Tellin’ Him What To Do, Yeehaw

Here is Arkansas Senator Jason Rapert, author of their fetal heartbeat bill, explaining to a nipple of Teabags (“nipple” is the collective term of art) about Muslins and my-nor-i-ties and Barack Obama and such hooboy yeehaw git em boys! Lessee, blah blah blah Muslims etc, yes, here it is. “When they invited all the Muslims into the White House for a Ramadan supper, when our president couldn’t find the time for our national prayer breakfast… I hear you loud and clear, Barack Obama. You don’t represent the country that I grew up with. And your values is not going to save us. We’re going to take this country back for the Lord. We’re going to try to take this country back for conservatism. And we’re not going to allow minorities to run roughshod over what you people believe in!” OK, so, couple a things? Read more on Arkansas Senator Jason Rapert Not Having Any A You My-Nor-I-Ties Tellin’ Him What To Do, Yeehaw…
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Wonkette Pals Make Milwaukee Occupation More Fun

Who won the occupation of Milwaukee today? Not Scott Walker, who is probably crying into his Just For Men bucket today as the scary voters/liberals/workers/people once again scare the kleptocrats. The winners of the Milwaukee Occupation are right here! [Thanks to Wonkette commenter YerMa] Read more on Wonkette Pals Make Milwaukee Occupation More Fun…