Tag: pt do not want

Trump’s New Year’s Eve Grab-A-Puss-A-Palooza Looks Like It Was Good Wholesome Fun

Don't you wish you could party with the Trumps at Mar-a-Lago? If not, why not?

Ted Cruz Willing To Get Back Into America’s Pants If Nebraska Asks Him Nicely Enough

Also Heidi says the Ted Cruz campaign is just like the fight to end slavery, and now we are REALLY worried about her.

Founder of eBay Won’t Endorse Meg Whitman, Either

You know who hates Meg Whitman? Everybody who ever had to deal with her, that's who. The Los Angeles Times reports: Pierre Omidyar, who created EBay and hired Meg Whitman as his company's chief executive, said Tuesday that he would...

Jonah ‘K-Lo’ Goldberg Having LA Affair With Itself?

"Weird news," indeed. Christ! Can't you people keep your foul third-rate romance/low-rent rendezvous off the freakin' Internet, which really doesn't need more pornography, and certainly not the kind you two would create. Ugh. Thanks, Sadly, No!, for the year's...

Hell-Demon Obama Available For Personal Cleansing

What better way to celebrate your favorite President-elect than by taking a leering purple gnome-head and rubbing it joyously over your nethers? Buy sixteen million for your family and friends, for the holidays, and they will never ask you...