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Posts Tagged ‘divine intervention’

DIVINE INTERVENTION

God Told Joe The Plunger Not To Run For Office

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Joe the Plumber hears voices.Hmm. So maybe there is one of those “God” things after all? When asked if he’d run for political office, unlicensed handyman and Constitutional originalist Joe Wurzelbacher said, “I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’” Joe will be in Austin on July 3 to celebrate the day our anti-Communist Founding Fathers signed the Book of Mormon, which explicitly forbids taxation. Everyone’s invited! [WND via Think Progress]


HOMELAND SECURITY

Because Only God Can Save Them Now

Monday, April 3rd, 2006