pt dispatches from the fiery stomach of hell

DISPATCHES FROM THE FIERY STOMACH OF HELL  9:00 pm September 2, 2008

We’re Probably Leaving This ‘Convention’ Early Tonight To Go Drink Turpentine

by Jim Newell

Did you see child embryo harvester loser Michele Bachmann speak, just now? She was looking pretty! Her speech was tragically boring, by Bachmann Standards, but she did say on CNN last night that Sarah Palin has more experience than “Barack Obama and Joe Biden combined.” Oh god now there is some young gal lip syncing [...]

DISPATCHES FROM THE FIERY STOMACH OF HELL  6:32 pm September 1, 2008

Greetings From The Empty, Terrible Republican Convention-a-thon

by Jim Newell

Here’s the deal: we’re all voting for John McCain on November whateverth. Some hurricane somewhere is completely foiling this convention’s plans, and yet the show here is shockingly better managed, more efficient and less stressful than the Denver thing. Probably because no one else is here, at all. Heh. Here are some more pictures from [...]


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