Tag: pt dispatches from the fiery stomach of hell

We’re Probably Leaving This ‘Convention’ Early Tonight To Go Drink Turpentine

Did you see child embryo harvester loser Michele Bachmann speak, just now? She was looking pretty! Her speech was tragically boring, by Bachmann Standards, but she did say on CNN last night that Sarah Palin has more experience than...

Greetings From The Empty, Terrible Republican Convention-a-thon

Here's the deal: we're all voting for John McCain on November whateverth. Some hurricane somewhere is completely foiling this convention's plans, and yet the show here is shockingly better managed, more efficient and less stressful than the Denver thing....