Tag: pt disasters

Symbolic Washington Monument Symbolically Closed Forever By Earthquake Damage

Here is some terrifying video at the 500-foot level of the Washington Monument during the big East Coast earthquake. The government helpfully didn't reveal the extent of the damage, nor this frightening video, until now. Check out the ranger...

Another Oil Rig Explodes In the Gulf of Mexico

Oh great, another oil rig explosion in the Gulf of Mexico. The AP has a very brief article, and the teevee says the 13 people working on the rig all survived. GRAND ISLE, La.—An offshore oil rig has exploded in...

Haiti Earthquake Photos Feature … Puppies?

So there was a terrible earthquake in Haiti, and the news out of there is pretty fucking grim, which is why people who clicked on the link to see reader-submitted photos of the disaster on the Washington Post might...

WE HATE TO BE LIKE THOSE PEOPLE WHO THINK A TEMPORARY GMAIL CRASH IS WORSE THAN HITLER & THE APOCALYPSE COMBINED BUT HONESTLY, IT'S JUST REALLY INCONVENIENT: As an actual monster once wrote, "Torture always is ugly. So, though,...

Witch To Perform Obama Ritual At Inaugural Ball

Noted stage demon "Michael Israel" just sent us an email announcing his performance of some atrocity at the Veterans' Inaugural Ball! "Michael will help mark the historic event by performing his 6 foot by 4 foot portrait of the...

The Idiot Is McCain, For Picking Idiot Sarah Palin

Has there ever been a more wonderful pre-election story than the McCain-Palin war? It's like Christmas, Halloween and 9/11 combined, times a trillion, and sometimes it seems too fantastic to be real. Is the GOP ticket truly having a...

EXCLUSIVE: North Hollywood Middle School Teacher Wonders Why McCain Campaign Is Dumb

Your editor's sort-of relative teaches at Walter Reed Middle School in North Hollywood! We knew she taught in the Valley but did not know where, exactly -- and she is right there, at the heart of the failure of...

OUR NATION'S WEATHER LADIES: Cindy McCain and Laura Bush will actually (maybe) speak today -- beginning at 4:50 p.m., Central time -- at the Republican convention! They will talk about, uh, Gustav. The hurricane. They will talk about a...

Distant Hurricane Also Ruining St. Paul Parties

John McCain has bravely declared that all Republicans must put on their "American hats" and, at least for this week, pretend to care about Americans or black people or whatever. As a result, the hotels and convention center are...