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Harold Ford Calls Kirsten Gillibrand A ‘Parakeet,’ That Jerk…

It's 2010's "Macaca Moment," in which the insane Tennessee monster Harold Ford Junior calls Kirsten Gillibrand a "parakeet," an East Indian slur against white women and how they have vaginas. Kirsten Gillibrand "fired back on Twitter," wanting alllll of...

The Political System Works, Assuming You’re Okay With Scum-Suckers!

According to True Democracy, it is good for politicians to remake their positions according to the political will of the body they're representing. (Maybe! PoliSci 101 was just boring enough for us to drop the shit out of it...

Idiot Ben Nelson Introduces War Bonds Act, Because He Is Responsible

Good lord. Senator Ben "Wario" Nelson has introduced the "United States War Bonds Act of 2009" this afternoon, "which would authorize the Treasury Department to begin selling bonds to fund the wars." But this is superfluous, because we already...

Ahh, Here We Go: Maybe That Murdered Guy In Kentucky Loved Raping Children, Writes Conservative Blogger

We didn't really bother writing about the case of Bill Sparkman, the brutally murdered census worker in Kentucky who was found with "FED" carved into his chest, because the narrative was too boring and predictable: liberals would immediately type...

JOHN EDWARDS WANTED HIS WIFE TO DIE CONSTANTLY: The New York Times obliterated John Edwards this weekend, with its report about how he's preparing to FINALLY be like, "yeah that's mah baby." Most terrifying part: "In the proposal,...

The Washington Football Team And Its Lawyers Are So Mean!

Sorry but this might be a "LOCALS ONLY" post and the rest of you are just going to have to deal with that, okay? Okay. PSST, HUMANS IN WASHINGTON: our local professional sports team, the Redskins, who play in...

L.A. TIMES TEEVEE LISTINGS COPY EDITOR TO BE 'WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD' EVERY NIGHT FOR THE NEXT YEAR: A correction from the print edition of today's Los Angeles Times: "FOR THE RECORD: TV listings: The Prime-Time TV grid...

Maryland Politician Proposes To Lady During ‘Mock Police Raid,’ Wastes Valuable Public Resources

United States Senator Ben Cardin of Maryland has a nephew in politics! You knew this. But did you know that said nephew, state delegate Jon Cardin, is a tacky dingbat who should probably resign after diverting scarce police resources...

Give Barack Obama Money, Because Health Care Reform Hasn’t Been Passed Yet!

A number of understandably perplexed readers have forwarded us this weird, offensive e-mail from the notorious spammer "Mitch Stewart, BarackObama.com," who wants us to donate money to the DNC -- one dollar a day "until real health insurance reform...

Mean Senator Forces Treasury To Cancel Clown Parties

Well hats off to Senator Byron Dorgan, who read about the Treasury's proposed "Humor In The Workplace" presentations for Bureau of the Public Debt employees, called the Department to complain, issued a few grandstanding words about Wasting Taxpayers' Money,...

Lieberman, Graham Threaten To SHUT DOWN SENATE Over Dumb Amendment

Gay-for-each-other fecal demons Joe Lieberman and Lindsey Graham are being suuuuuuchhh baaaaabieeesss now that the few decent law-abiding and moral Democrats in the House have promised not to approve any spending bill that would send the sneaky Lieberman-Graham Amendment...

MARK SANFORD REJECTED AGAIN: Skinny communist blog hipster Peter Orszag has rejected South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford's request to use his stimulus money to pay down state debt, because of the lack of stimulus. This is the second time...

NOT BLUNT ENOUGH! Ha ha, Republican legislators aren't even pretending to work on policy anymore -- they are running around with megaphones just yelling about 2010, if this quote from Rep. Patrick McHenry is any indication, which it is:...

Are There Really People Who Watch CNBC All Day?

Here's one of the more unlikable people we've heard of for the first time today, CNBC's Rick Santelli, at some trading floor in Chicago, going *apeshit* over Barack Obama's $75 billion mortgage plan to keep "the losers" in their...

More About That Indignant Martyr, Judd Gregg

While we haven't yet turned on CNN to hear the Best Political Team On Earth tell us what we think about the politics of what we think about Sen. Judd Gregg's decision to withdrawn his Commerce Secretary nomination, we...

Mark Penn Poll: Mark Penn’s Ad Is Best Ad Of Politics

Politics magazine will release the results of their "2008 campaign poll of political insiders" this Thursday, but we already know the winner of one category: best ad of the presidential race. It is Hillary Clinton's "3 a.m." ad, the...