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Carly Fiorina Earns Coveted (?) Endorsement From Condi Rice

Once upon a time there was a magical fairy princess who toured the world in S&M dungeon garb conducting fake affairs with Canadian dignitaries, and at night she would go home and polish off whole bottles of lukewarm ten-dollar Chardonnay while eating microwave popcorn and weeping silently to reruns of What Not to Wear. Her name was Condoleezza Rice, and for a short time this beloved conservative icon was thought to be shoo-in for VP or maybe even President, until people decided that any unmarried exercise freak in her forties was probably a lesbian. Read more on Carly Fiorina Earns Coveted (?) Endorsement From Condi Rice…