Tag Archives: pt delusions


‘Upbeat,’ ‘Positive’ Hairsuited Moron Blagojevich Forges Ahead

Rod Blagojevich, the fifth Beatle, was arrested just three days ago for being a comical idiot who got caught on tape swearing his face off while plotting to sell Barack Obama’s vacated Illinois Senate seat. But he’s not letting anything like an arrest and national humiliation get him down, oh no! He is upbeat and positive about, uh, ignoring all the polls that say he should resign, because a terribly disgraced and effectively powerless governor has many important things to attend to — things he cannot possibly hope to affect in the slightest! Read more on ‘Upbeat,’ ‘Positive’ Hairsuited Moron Blagojevich Forges Ahead…