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Posts Tagged ‘death and carnage’

Straight Talk Express Demolishes Minivan In Florida

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

John McCain’s armored mammoth-of-death, the famous Straight Talk Express bus, completely destroyed a minivan making a right turn yesterday in Miami. The minivan was holding a black person, maybe, we don’t actually know. The Straight Talk Express was holding Joe Lieberman. *Just saying.* MORE »