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Oh, do watch this a few times. A reporter following Nancy Pelosi on Saturday night completely wrecked himself, and only one of his friends would help! WHAT A SCENE! [Fishbowl DC]

DEATH  5:10 pm September 29, 2009

Other Public Option Dies, Too!

by Jim Newell

Our dear friends in the Senate Finance Committee have voted down the Schumer/Cantwell “less cool but still cool” public option amendment as well, 13-10 (Dems voting no: Baucus, Conrad, Lincoln), so there will officially (we think?) not be a public option in the Senate Finance Committee bill. SURPRISE.

DEATH  5:24 pm September 28, 2009

by Jim Newell

FINE, ‘ANY CONSPIRACY GOES’ COMMENTER IS BANNED: The commenter “nader paul kucinich gravel,” who likes all half-fringe politicians, right or left, has been banned. We thought it was funny (maybe six months ago) that all of his/her comments were shaped into little pyramids! Oh, well.

Back in May or February or some other month, the world went nuts over a bunch of Mexicans giving everyone flu, from pigs, in an attempt to take over the world. But when Americans actually got this flu, they did not find it much worse than “regular American flu,” which only kills old people, gremlins, […]

DEATH  4:05 pm February 5, 2009

Raccoons Attack Barack Obama

by Jim Newell

In a stunning display of Republican racism, a band of devilish raccoons has invaded the White House grounds with a list of immediate demands, including War in Iran. If bitten by a raccoon, Barack Obama could suffer what Beltway Insiders are calling his most devastating setback in what has already been a catastrophic presidency: rabies.

DEATH  4:24 pm February 3, 2009

by Jim Newell

WE HEAR TACO BELL IS HIRING??: More lovely news from the American automotive industry, formerly a shining light of this rich nation’s manufacturing sector, and now simply a bunch of commies: “NEW YORK – General Motors Corp. will offer buyouts to all of its hourly employees, a spokesman confirmed Tuesday, as the troubled automaker continues […]

Barack Obama’s “ancestors” in the quaint town of Kogelo, Kenya, deign to slaughter this beast if their favorite Luo Tribesman wins the U.S. presidential election. Now that the Bitters have more or less finished voting, everyone forward this post to every Bitter you know, along with scary comments like “THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT, BUBBA.” […]

DEATH  5:18 pm October 27, 2008

by Jim Newell

WE’VE GOT AN OVER-UNDER: Ha ha ha, Joe Lieberman tells a crowd that John McCain will die when he is 85 years old. Thanks, Joe, we’ll put that right on the calendar. [Huffington Post]

DEATH  10:53 am September 17, 2008

by Jim Newell

GO GET YOUR MONEY PEOPLE: Collapsing investment banks are yesterday’s news, trendsetters! Now we can turn our attention to the biggest possible commercial banks failing miserably, like, say, Washington Mutual. And when that collapses on Sunday, probably, it will likely drain up what’s left of the FDIC’s insurance fund. The FDIC can always get more […]