Tag: pt death

Reporter Following Pelosi Crashes Balls-First Into Metal Pole

Oh, do watch this a few times. A reporter following Nancy Pelosi on Saturday night completely wrecked himself, and only one of his friends would help! WHAT A SCENE!

Other Public Option Dies, Too!

Our dear friends in the Senate Finance Committee have voted down the Schumer/Cantwell "less cool but still cool" public option amendment as well, 13-10 (Dems voting no: Baucus, Conrad, Lincoln), so there will officially (we think?) not be a...

FINE, 'ANY CONSPIRACY GOES' COMMENTER IS BANNED: The commenter "nader paul kucinich gravel," who likes all half-fringe politicians, right or left, has been banned. We thought it was funny (maybe six months ago) that all of his/her comments were...

A Children’s Treasury Of Government-Solicited YouTubes About The Flu

Back in May or February or some other month, the world went nuts over a bunch of Mexicans giving everyone flu, from pigs, in an attempt to take over the world. But when Americans actually got this flu, they...

Raccoons Attack Barack Obama

In a stunning display of Republican racism, a band of devilish raccoons has invaded the White House grounds with a list of immediate demands, including War in Iran. If bitten by a raccoon, Barack Obama could suffer what Beltway...

WE HEAR TACO BELL IS HIRING??: More lovely news from the American automotive industry, formerly a shining light of this rich nation's manufacturing sector, and now simply a bunch of commies: "NEW YORK – General Motors Corp. will offer...

This Bull Will Be Slaughtered, In Kenya, If Obama Wins

Barack Obama's "ancestors" in the quaint town of Kogelo, Kenya, deign to slaughter this beast if their favorite Luo Tribesman wins the U.S. presidential election. Now that the Bitters have more or less finished voting, everyone forward this post...

WE'VE GOT AN OVER-UNDER: Ha ha ha, Joe Lieberman tells a crowd that John McCain will die when he is 85 years old. Thanks, Joe, we'll put that right on the calendar.

GO GET YOUR MONEY PEOPLE: Collapsing investment banks are yesterday's news, trendsetters! Now we can turn our attention to the biggest possible commercial banks failing miserably, like, say, Washington Mutual. And when that collapses on Sunday, probably, it will...