Afghan President Hamid Karzai is furious on the outside, feelings-hurt on the inside that the US and the UN considered just cold replacing him with someone else during the fraudulent election of his own design a few months back. [MOAR WORDS!
Illinois’ Thomson Correctional Facility, 150 miles outside of Chicago, has won all the Guantanamo detainees! Thomson can choose to receive the prisoners in a lump sum or in installments paid out over the next forty years. [MOAR WORDS!
Sarah Palin is now a birther! Her make-believe campaign against Barack Obama will now focus on his Kenyan-Communist Birth Certificate, because Andrew Sullivan wants to see Trig’s paperwork. [MOAR WORDS!
Bank of America is rushing to pay back its outstanding TARP loans so it can free itself of executive compensation restrictions and pay a new crop of monstrous assholes comical sums of cash to ruin the world again. Something needs tweaking? [MOAR WORDS!
Obama announced the new U.S. plan for Afghanistan — a 30,000-troop surge on the, er, way out of the country — and 30,000 little Thomas Friedmans itchily critiqued the plan, on the Internet. [MOAR WORDS!
Barack Obama is finally going to announce his sexy war decision everybody knows about: He will send 35,000 vampires and werewolves to Afghanistan, because there are no actual human U.S. troops to send anywhere. [BBC]
The Obama Thanksgiving menu featured turkey and pie — or, even scarier, some kind of Kenyan-socialist hybrid pumpkin pie made of turkey. “The President’s favorite is turkey and pumpkin pie,” the White House said in a statement. Gross. [MOAR WORDS!