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From the same not-newspaper of not-record that first broke the story of son-of-a-mill-worker (TRUE STORY! in case you hadn’t heard) John Edwards impregnating himself with the double super secret love child of professional attention whore Rielle Hunter comes this Pulitzer-worthy doozy, which we TOTALLY believe: WITH a White House cheating scanĀ­dal set to explode, President […]

There were so very many “Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker just being a fucking dick for no good reason” stories all weekend, we kind of figured we would just hide out until it was done and then blame it on the Easter holiday. Really, where to even start? How about: Scott Walker does not want to […]