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CZARS ARE PEOPLE TOO

Paul Volcker Will Be President Of Cars

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

Volcker also played a key role in the hit TV series 'The X Files.'The cranberry menace Nancy Pelosi says a government appointee should oversee the bailout of Detroit. This person will be called the “car czar,” in celebration of the Russian aristocrats who invented the American auto industry. And guess who will probably be our car czar, if Nancy Pelosi has anything to do with it? No, not Patrick Kennedy. (He will be the drug czar.) MORE »