• February 12, 2012

pt curses!

Once upon a time, Harry Reid foolishly opened “Tutankhamen’s tomb” while visiting Luxor, the ancient casino-city in Las Vegas. Luckily for Harry, this particular Tomb was just a high-end replica full of champagne and hookers, but that doesn’t mean he escaped The Curse (of dead people telling their friends not to vote for you). Nope. [...]

It was announced just this morning that known tumor Sarah Palin would be delivering a “convocation” on December 2 “about patriotism, citizenship and civic engagement,” at this college, the College of the Ozarks, in Missouri. It is perhaps the only (presumably?) accredited college in America that fancies going by a comically trademarked focus group slogan, [...]

BLINGEE SUBMISSIONS WINDOW CLOSED: There were zero submissions to our latest Blingee contest for about half an hour, and now there are 100 to 150. GODDAMNIT. This will take a long time to go through, and where the hell is that rascal Intern Juli? So expect the winners post… later. To see who “wins an [...]