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No Buttsechs For Gay Messicans After All

Recently, there has been lots of Nice Time! for our LGBT sisters and brothers. But hey, this kind of momentum can’t go on forever, and who better to put a stop to it than the House GOP  Senate GOP...

Scary Protesters Chase G8 Summit From Chicago To Camp David

Hippies, or should we say "people affected and insulted by the total lack of accountability in the global economic system following its collapse a few years ago," were all excited about the upcoming G8 Summit of first-world leaders set...

Panicky Billionaire Mayor Orders Eviction of Zuccotti Park (VIDEO)

Here is video from inside Zuccotti Park early Tuesday morning as the NYPD moved in to trash the encampment and arrest dozens of peacefully resisting protesters. THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH FREEDUMZ 4 U ALL according to nervous billionaire goon Michael...

McCain ‘Suspends’ Campaign To Get Palin Out Of Debates

Here is a brilliant switcheroo! John McCain proposes delaying his debate if he has not singlehandedly resolved America's financial crisis by tomorrow, so that way he and Barack Obama can debate next Thursday -- the night when Sarah Palin...

DEBATEGATE, LULZ, HA: "Organizers said Wednesday they were going ahead as planned with the first 2008 US presidential debate, despite Republican John McCain's call to postpone the event in the face of the Wall Street crisis. 'We have been...

A Children’s Treasury of Web Responses To McCain Pussying Out of Debate

Let us be clear, America: John McCain is a senile old coward, and his campaign is run by crazed dingbats who seem to honestly believe that hijacking a half-hour of the midday news cycle with another weird stunt is...

BREAKING: Ha Ha, McCain Wants To Postpone Debate Because He’s Losing Because He’s So Worried About Economy

Here's your Associated Press bulletin: AP NewsAlert Sep 24 02:51 PM US/Eastern NEW YORK (AP) - John McCain wants to delay debate with Obama to focus on economic crisis.Has there ever been another presidential campaign that consisted solely of dumb muppet...

Keith Olbermann Has Had Enough Of You Protester Nuts

MSNBC set up their "studio" in a dirty park full of dead grass and trash, just north of the Xcel sports arena. There are bums sitting around, and dogs exposing their penises while supporting John McCain, and it's hot...