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Very Not-Dumb Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert Introduces Bill To Place Obama Under House Arrest

Howdy pardner! Don’t know if you done heard, but we got us a see-quester goin’ on, and that means we ain’t got no cashish for thangs like White House Tours. So Pres’dent Bama, he said, well we will stop this here tour from happenin’ until the see-quester is lifted, because a some reason, who knows. But if there is one thing our good ol’ boys will fight to the death for, remember the Alamo, it is that their constituents not get all p-o-ed bout goin’ all the way to Washinton and then not gettin’ to see Nancy Reagan’s chiner. So Texas Republican Louie Gohmert, who definitely ain’t no idiot, introduced an amendment to the continuing resolution (budget stuff) sayin’ that as long as there weren’t no White House tours, Ol’ Pres’dent Hippity-Hop couldn’t use no taxpayer money to play him no golf. This brings up some innerestin consti-tu-tional questions: Like, if the House can decide Pres’dent Blacky there cain’t use his plane to go play golf, does that mean they can also decide he cain’t use his plane to go give speeches ifn it’s a topic they don’t like? Ifn there’s a golf course near that ol White House, does that mean he cain’t use his car? Can good ol Louie Gohmert decide Pres’dent Hugo Chavez cain’t use no Secret Service protection ifn he wants to take a walk? Can we decide just to lock ol Pres’dent Stalin in the White House forever? Sure, why not, don’t see no harm in it. Read more on Very Not-Dumb Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert Introduces Bill To Place Obama Under House Arrest…
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Scoop! Paul Ryan To Be Next House Speaker, According To Some Secret Random Dude Who Gossiped To Laura Ingraham

We’ve secretly replaced the video of golden succubus Laura Ingraham, passing on some gossip, with the Circle Jerks classic Coup D’Etat. (Don’t worry you are not missing anything. We will tell you what she said.) Read more on Scoop! Paul Ryan To Be Next House Speaker, According To Some Secret Random Dude Who Gossiped To Laura Ingraham…