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New York Times Columnist Bravely Defends Fortune 500 Company From Comedian, Grieving Parents

Well thank heavens, the Paper of Record is here to valiantly defend a Fortune 500 company from bereaved parents and the internet, which is exactly why we have the First Amendment, of COURSE –to better enable our press corps to write articles like this one, which is literally called  “Progressive’s Side of the Insurance Case That Blew Up on the Internet.” Because how will Progressive Insurance, a Fortune 500 company with its own 6500-piece modern art collection, defend itself without the help of the New York Times’ “Your Money” columnist typing up its side of the story? Read more on New York Times Columnist Bravely Defends Fortune 500 Company From Comedian, Grieving Parents…
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Obama State of the Union Will Remind You How He’s ‘Centrist’ Again

The State of the Union address is coming so soon, you guys! It will probably be like every other State of the Union since forever, in that it will be boring political bullshit and not even the people paid to care will be able to remember a single word of it two days later. (Haha there will probably be a new Sarah Palin scandal by then, or perhaps Mitt Romney will “join the crowd” by viciously masturbating on the Jimmy Kimmel Show or ???) But the important thing is that Barack Obama will reportedly use his 2011 SoTU speech to remind Democrats and liberals and other such people who worked super hard to elect him that he’s actually a very Reagan-y character! Not as Reagan-y as Ronald Reagan, because Ronald Reagan was a really mean, stupid fraud and Barack Obama is actually semi-intelligent underneath all that catering to the non-existent center, but still very “centrist.” Read more on Obama State of the Union Will Remind You How He’s ‘Centrist’ Again…