Tag: pt conspiracies

Wingnuts May Not Believe in Climate Change, But Insurance Companies Sure Do

Ugh, unwashed godless free market-hating ecoterrorist hippie cabal "the insurance industry" is whining about global warming, according to this press release just in from Bernie Sanders' office. Oh just go make out with a bunch of dolphins, brainwashed hippies: Property...

Federal Government Now Paying Lots of People $150,000 For Some Reason

While the U.S. economy continues to suck, unemployment holds at a very high level, and employers are cutting salaries and benefits at every turn, one important employer is actually paying 11 times more people $150,000-a-year salaries than it did...

Will Democrats Reinstate Monarchy And Feudal Aristocracy?

Politico, everyone -- the Politico has a scoop! The U.S. Senate could end up looking like an American version of the House of Lords – and Republicans have begun to take notice. “Democrats seem to lack a common man who...

INSANE Hilltards On Vandalism Rampage?

So this guy in Orlando was driving, at night, when he suddenly noticed a gazillion cars all covered in goofy graffiti saying "Obama smokes crack." But that's only the beginning of the troubling evidence at the crime scene pointing...