• February 13, 2012

pt communists

Oh ho ho ho, all those Teabaggers with their “Where’s MY bailout?” signs will have to climb out of their microtards and STFU because President Obama is going to save Main Street, finally, now that Main Street has foolishly elected a naked Republican with clamshelled daughters because everyone is so distressed with Wall Street. So: [...]

Having lost pretty much everything else, forever, the wingnuts have focused all of their intellectual firepower on a single foolproof argument: Barack Obama cannot be president, because they say he’s a scary African. Somehow this important issue has come before the United States Supreme Court, twice! And so far, our communist Highest Court has refused [...]