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Dick Cheney Explains Why He Loves Torture (Because He Is Darth Vader)

Evil zombie Dick Cheney came back from the dead recently to hack up a book, mostly as a courtesy to the hobos pillaging Borders stores across the country, who would otherwise go without the materials needed to kindle their...

DNC To Officially Gay-Coronate Arlen Specter Tonight

Arlen Specter, what's up with that guy, right. He's a Democrat now! And being a Democrat means you have to do terrible abortion things in Hollywood, all the time, with Muslims: "Sen. Arlen Specter (D-PA) will make his debut...