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Steven Crowder’s Attempt At An Ashley Judd Rape Joke Somehow Makes Daniel Tosh Seem Endearing

Oh sweet merciful christ the annual khaki-ed klavern that is CPAC has finally ended and thus we can start following less disgusting displays of retrograde political insanity, like sequester budget debates or public lynchings. Sadly, however, there is one more “story” to report from this pasty-fleshed convention from hell, and it involves everyone’s favorite bastard offspring of Dennis Miller and Phyllis Schlafly, the ignoble glass-jawed future Senator known as Steven Crowder. It seems as if Mr. Macho Insecurity took a dramatic break from his usual YouTubed fits of transparent homophobic rage and condescendingly idiotic articles about his perfect marriage and instead made a crack about Ashley Judd and rape, which was (not surprisingly) about as funny as a tumor: Read more on Steven Crowder’s Attempt At An Ashley Judd Rape Joke Somehow Makes Daniel Tosh Seem Endearing…
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Rick Perry Campaign Gets Sloppy Seconds From Stephen Colbert PAC

The treasurer of Stephen Colbert’s Super PAC “Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow” quit that job to go become treasurer of Rick Perry’s campaign, sort of an “interesting” job switch you might say, as it is maybe somewhat analogous to leaving a job sleeping with Angelina Jolie for a job popping pimples on Satan’s ass. Oh well, some people swing that way? What else do we know about this unholy eskimo brother tale from opposite side of the comedy aisle? MORE GORY DETAILS, PLZ. Read more on Rick Perry Campaign Gets Sloppy Seconds From Stephen Colbert PAC…
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TEABAGGER PHOTO ALERT: Whoa hey there are a bunch of Teabaggers hanging around the Capitol right now? With signs and pirate hats and everything? We don’t know if Newell is out taking pictures or if they already eated him, so if you’re nearby plz go take some pictures and send them to your tips @ wonkette, thanks! For liberty! [Fox News] Read more on …