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Romney Aide Outlines Bold New Campaign Strategy of Stealing Credit For All Good Things

Mitt Romney gopher Eric Fehrnstrom is on a one-man mission to rescue political comedy this campaign season, bless his heart. First there was that time he gleefully marched out in front of the teevee camera to call his boss an Etch a Sketch, for being shifty. Now he is hilariously running around claiming that Mitt Romney is a terrible secret socialist who masterminded the popular auto industry bailout despite his extremely public stance against it. “His position on the bailout was exactly what President Obama followed,” Fehrnstrom said. It is a bit of a weird thing to say! Read more on Romney Aide Outlines Bold New Campaign Strategy of Stealing Credit For All Good Things…
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Michele Bachmann Screws Up Basic Historical Fact for Hundredth Time

SHEESH THIS INSANE WOMAN: Here is Michele Bachmann urinating all over the corpse of Elvis Presley by wishing him a happy birthday on the anniversary of his death. Haha, pill-head humor! Or maybe it is one of those creepy Christian things, where death = zombie rebirth. OR WE COULD SPEND ETERNITY trying like tortured humanities graduate students to get to the bottom of this “semi-serious political candidate” woman’s complete failure to utter a single true, factual thing ever, at any time in her life, and we would die sad and empty-handed, like Elvis. Secret meaning? Read more on Michele Bachmann Screws Up Basic Historical Fact for Hundredth Time…