Tag: pt cocktober

You know the old saying: "Scratch a homophobe, but please don't knock the dick out of his mouth, he's not finished yet." (We think...

This "Michael Grimm" fellow, remember him? Of course you don't, it is not like he is Ted Yoho or Louie Gohmert, he is just...

Oh look, a poorly produced video about some guy named “Jim,” a.k.a “our bitch who got us drunk.” (No, not Jim Newell, although we...

Well yikes, etc.! Pictured above is Detroit internal affairs (heh?) officer Angelica Robinson, who tweeted this angsty self-portrait after finding out that her lover,...

'Sup Boynton Beach city commissioner Marlene Ross? Oh, you are totally sure an "evil," "sinister" fellow commissioner has been threatening to extort you over...

Meet Roland Corning! Roland Corning, a 65-year-old married man, likes two things: 1. being an assistant district attorney in South Carolina and 2. filling...

Apparently this wasn't much of a news story when France's Culture Minister Frederic Mitterrand actually wrote it in 2005, but now that he has...

JESUS CHRIST, THIS WAS OLD NEWS: YES FINE OKAY TIPSTERS, Levi Johnston is going to be nakey in Playgirl, according to the new story...

As bait goes, this one's too easy, and we think that celebrated marijuana pundit Andrew Sullivan knows that, but nevertheless: "I recall one marathon...

Poor Mark Foley. In olden times (two years ago), he was just another affable barely-closeted gay Republican, well liked by his colleagues and constituents....

Republican hero and proud father of Cocktober Mark Foley hangs out in Beverly Hills, apparently, and chatted with a TV producer and a talent...

O fair Cocktober, ye slayer of perverts and porn-filth fans, ye scourge of bathroom goblins and peen-flashers! Today's Cocktober Update features a judge in...

Democratic Rep. Tim Mahoney, the freshman Congressman who took over gay pedophile Mark Foley's Florida seat in 2006, has confessed that he boned that...

Jesus, what are they putting in the water up there? Today's tale of New York politicos embroiled in grody sex scandals brings you Robert...

Yesterday all we knew about this fellow Chris Ortloff was that he had been arrested in a hotel room with some manner of sex...

Three cheers, for Cocktober is in full swing! Some tragic former upstate New York assemblyman and current parole board member was busted for allegedly...

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