Gather ye rosebuds, everyone, it is time to play a game! It is the popular children’s schoolyard game of “Fuck, Marry, Kill.” Oh yes. We’ll be considering three different zeitgeist-y people each week and dissecting their merits by applying to their persons one of the given Verbs. Those are, just to re-cap, Fuck, Marry and Kill—if you need to write this down, please grab a pen and paper now because the pace of play is just going to increase from here. It is fairly self-explanatory but there are important rules that are absolutely crucial to establish right now, before anyone gets emotionally involved.
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Barack Obama *thinks* that the new video game Grand Theft Auto IV is “raising our kids,” along with “video culture.” Look pal. Your Wonkette bought that gun game the other day and was IDed at Best Buy, because you have to be a million years old to buy it. So you obviously have no idea what you are talking about since the correct phraseology would’ve been, “Best Buy is raising our kids — to have no fun.” Elitist. [YouTube]