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By the Comics CurmudgeonEven though he's been the President of the United States, literally the most famous and recognizable person on earth, for the...

By the Comics CurmudgeonIs there any more poignant word in the English language than "avuncular"? Literally meaning "in the manner of an uncle,"...

By the Comics CurmudgeonHey, everybody, did you miss your Cartoon Violence? I'll bet you did! Your Comics Curmudgeon missed you too, though...

By the Comics CurmudgeonIf you're like most right-thinking Americans, you're probably wondering, "What does the mainstream media have against precious, precious babies that have...

By the Comics CurmudgeonDid you know that right now, thanks to some extra-tasty crack that the Gays slipped to the members of the DC...

By the Comics CurmudgeonReaders! Are you aware that each and every one of you are mortal, and will die? I know, pretty depressing,...

By the Comics CurmudgeonDid you ever see one of those romantic comedies where the two principals just straight up frickin' loathe each other, and...

By the Comics CurmudgeonOH GOD YOU GUYS HAVE YOU LOOKED OUTSIDE LATELY! There is, like, so much snow! Frozen water! Falling...

By the Comics CurmudgeonGuys, it's come to my attention that you're all a bunch of lonely sex-starved losers, and that you turn to your...

By the Comics CurmudgeonYou know, a little more than a year ago, we elected a dude for president whose whole campaign hinged on the...

By the Comics CurmudgeonHappy Friday, liberal weenies! Or should I say "suicidally depressing Friday," because all of you are almost certainly suicidally depressed,...

By the Comics CurmudgeonSince you're reading Wonkette, I assume you're some kind of news-reading nerd, since without a deep and thorough understanding of the...

By the Comics CurmudgeonHeterosexual Americans, forced to acknowledge that gays lurk in their midst, have focused their attention recently on identifying them. They...

By the Comics CurmudgeonMost normal humans are at this point ensconced in the loving bosoms of their family to celebrate the birth of the...

By the Comics CurmudgeonIn honor of this week's announcement, in Old Norse, that Peace can best be achieved by Warring, Forever, we here at...

By the Comics CurmudgeonUsually your Comics Curmudgeon approaches his work with a certain lightness of heart. But today is not such a day....

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