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Stunning Maine GOP Discovery: Dem Challenger Is Socialist Video Game Psycho

Citizens of Maine State Senate District 25, some grave news today: your Democratic candidate for office… has been on the computer. Possibly every day. Possibly… having a good time. She plays World of Warcraft, you see. She plays it so good. And you know what THAT means: serious, disturbing sociopathic tendencies, obviously. From the Maine GOP, which appears to be totally serious: Colleen Lachowicz, the Democratic candidate for State Senate District 25 (Waterville), has been living a time-consuming double life as a member of the World of Warcraft community. World of Warcraft is an online gaming network where people play a fantasy role-playing game in an imaginary world called “Azeroth.” OH LORD, she plays a video game? Be still my heart! And to think, we almost elected her to office in the 41st most populous state in These Uniteds. Surely no Maine Republican would stoop so low as to have hobbies. Oh, wait, the INCUMBENT REPUBLICAN has hobbies? Read more on Stunning Maine GOP Discovery: Dem Challenger Is Socialist Video Game Psycho…