• May 28, 2012

pt but i don’t even believe in jebus

BUT I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN JEBUS

Obama, McCain To Be Interrogated By Goateed Evangelist In Megachurch Isolation Booths

by Ken Layne  12:44 am August 16, 2008

Some mega-suburban evangelical church in Southern California will be the scene of the most epic political battle since Jesus took on the Romans: Saturday at 5 p.m. (8 p.m. Eastern), Obama and McCain will be locked in soundproof glass torture chambers while a goateed “powerful evangelical” hobbit will chillingly ask them questions about religions and [...]