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Today In 9/11: Inbreeding Muslins, Sharia-ing Supermodels, and Jack El-Kerouaqis

It's September 11 Eve, everybody! Have you figured out how you're going to honor tomorrow yet? Maybe you will listen to Lee Greenwood and meditate on where you were when 9/11 was born, in a manger (your Lauri was...

‘Ground Zero Church’ Leader Is Against Muslins AND Mormons

Welcome to another edition of Burn Yer Queeran -- our first since the beginning of Fashion Ramadan, when everybody is forbidden to wear white shoes until the imam proclaims it to be spring again. Today's post is brought to...

‘On It Like a Muslin In a Mosque Woop’

With anti-muslin hatred spreading like thunderous bedbugs across our great nation, Burn Yer Queeran could become a daily feature! Indeed, accessorizing one's criminal record with a hate-crime conviction is shaping to be the hottest fall fashion trend in America....

Today In Anti-Muslinism: No-Mosque NIMBYs, Tennessee Terrists, and Cardboard Hatreds

It's time for another installment of Burn Yer Queeran, where we talk about "Islamophobia, American-style" in bullet-point format. Is everyone psyched to learn about the latest trends in bigotry? Awesome! Let's proceed, then. "If it bleeds, it leads" -- and...

Akbars, Innuendos, and Mosque-Stoppin’ Good Times

Welcome to this week's edition of Burn Yer Queeran, where we round up the headlines about America's ongoing and deserved war against those pesky Allah fanboys and fangirls. To enhance your reading experience, print out and hold onto a...

Today in Anti-Muslinism: Jacksonville Jihads, Hate Dogs, and Newt Gingrich

Welcome to your new Wonkette feature, “Burn Yer Queeran," where we round up news about America’s new favorite trend: Spreading nasty rumors about people of the Islamic faith. Muslin-bashing is the new gay bashing, even though gay bashing will...