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Today In 9/11: Inbreeding Muslins, Sharia-ing Supermodels, and Jack El-Kerouaqis

It’s September 11 Eve, everybody! Have you figured out how you’re going to honor tomorrow yet? Maybe you will listen to Lee Greenwood and meditate on where you were when 9/11 was born, in a manger (your Lauri was in Austin, eating breakfast tacos). Will you burn a votive candle? Just make sure it’s not one of those Mexi-candles with Mary on it. Oh, perhaps you should get a “Never Forget” tattoo, with this “Is-swastika-lam” design. And of course, make sure to Burn Yer Queeran…Speaking of which! Read more on Today In 9/11: Inbreeding Muslins, Sharia-ing Supermodels, and Jack El-Kerouaqis…
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‘Ground Zero Church’ Leader Is Against Muslins AND Mormons

Welcome to another edition of Burn Yer Queeran — our first since the beginning of Fashion Ramadan, when everybody is forbidden to wear white shoes until the imam proclaims it to be spring again. Today’s post is brought to you by the makers of Islam Rising halal baker’s yeast, now being advertised along roadways across America. “… Be warned: your bread’s never risen so quickly, or tasted so delicious!” Read more on ‘Ground Zero Church’ Leader Is Against Muslins AND Mormons…
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‘On It Like a Muslin In a Mosque Woop’

With anti-muslin hatred spreading like thunderous bedbugs across our great nation, Burn Yer Queeran could become a daily feature! Indeed, accessorizing one’s criminal record with a hate-crime conviction is shaping to be the hottest fall fashion trend in America. This is what happens when a great nation and its people can no longer afford to purchase cute jewelry. Good thing hate-pigs are so cheap these days. Read more on ‘On It Like a Muslin In a Mosque Woop’…
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Akbars, Innuendos, and Mosque-Stoppin’ Good Times

Welcome to this week’s edition of Burn Yer Queeran, where we round up the headlines about America’s ongoing and deserved war against those pesky Allah fanboys and fangirls. To enhance your reading experience, print out and hold onto a copy of this photo of a Christ Palin shrine sent in by anonymous tipster “Paula Abdulaziz,” put on your earphones, and tune in to 9-11 FM. OK, here we go! Read more on Akbars, Innuendos, and Mosque-Stoppin’ Good Times…
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Today in Anti-Muslinism: Jacksonville Jihads, Hate Dogs, and Newt Gingrich

Welcome to your new Wonkette feature, “Burn Yer Queeran,” where we round up news about America’s new favorite trend: Spreading nasty rumors about people of the Islamic faith. Muslin-bashing is the new gay bashing, even though gay bashing will never die because wingnuts still love to complain about the homosexuals until they are inevitably caught being homosexual. Anyway, let’s spread some Sharia, shall we? Read more on Today in Anti-Muslinism: Jacksonville Jihads, Hate Dogs, and Newt Gingrich…