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Nation Safe From First-Time-Offender Drug Queen-Pin Granny For Rest Of Her Natural Life

Hey Drug War, what's new? Lock up any first-time-offender grannies who had no idea they were participating in a drug-mule operation between Messico and Tejas? You did? Awesome. For how long? Forever? Well it is ABOUT TIME! Good job,...

Godfather Herman Cain Will Illegally Fire All You Union Thugs

Everyone's favorite cooldaddy former GOP presidential candidate, serial quid pro quo lady harasser, and totally all-around-well-informed dude Herb Cain has a message for all you Union Thugz out there: You want a job don't you? Well he will fire...