• February 15, 2012

pt book tours you don’t come back from

It’s important to remember that Jews are more than just a semi-oppressed minority who run the teevee and whose ranks include crazy homophobes. Yes, Jews also can read and write books, although those books must be either about what it’s like to be Jewish or their personal lord and savior, Bob Dylan.

Barbara Walters: So. You in this for the money or the Presidency? Sarah Palin: Barbara it is impossible to say what will happen in 2012 because it’s going to happen in 2012. Ha, oh Barbara, don’t you understand? That’s the thing about the future: it’s in advance.