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Gulf Coast Lawyers, Your Recession Is Over!

We just finished listening to that BP investors’ conference call — because we are, ultimately, business journalists — and we’re really regretting not going to law school now like all the other poor journalists. That $20 billion in U.S. assets that BP is setting aside? It’s strictly for claims, not for fines, not for any kind of government penalty for the Terrible Oil Disaster. Let’s see let’s see what’s 50% of $20 billion? Oh, well it’s going to be a very good next seven or eight years for the Wonkette & Associates chain of storefront legal services retail locations! Come on in, Mister Dubious Shrimp Guy, and let’s tally up your losses if you hadn’t sold your boat in ’07. Read more on Gulf Coast Lawyers, Your Recession Is Over!…