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Mean Girl Lindsey Graham: Even Hillary Clinton Could Fix Iran Better Than Stupid Rand Paul

A little eye-cream could spruce up that side-eye, just saying.
The Confirmed Bachelor Prince Of The Low Country is throwing some MEAN shade at official 2016 presidential loser Rand Paul! Who’s smarter than Rand Paul when it comes to keeping Iran from getting nukes, according to Sen. Lindsey Graham? The answer is EVERYONE, including that liberal Hillary Clinton. Talking to the Face The Nation teevee program, Graham said that the only 2016 candidate who would do worse than tyrant Obama in negotiating with the Iranians is that loser Rand Paul, who hilariously announced his presidential run on Tuesday. Read more on Mean Girl Lindsey Graham: Even Hillary Clinton Could Fix Iran Better Than Stupid Rand Paul…
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Donald Trump Likes Hillz For 2016, If She Lives That Long, Poor Dear

Clownish excrescence Donald Trump went on Larry King’s internet-teevee program (yes, such a thing exists) to say that he’s pretty sure that Hillary Clinton will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2016, unless of course she’s too old and frail by then. Trump speculated that 2016 looks good for Hillary, but it would be an awful shame if she were to be completely infirm and unable to govern: “You have a big health question. Will she be healthy? … I hope she’s healthy now. I think she is. But ya know that’s a long time. You have to wait until 2014 is over.” Heck, by 2016 Hillary could be a mere shell of a human being, wracked with all sorts of horrible diseases, maybe even senile! Uh, God forbid such a thing should happen, ya know? Read more on Donald Trump Likes Hillz For 2016, If She Lives That Long, Poor Dear…
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Hero Teen Radio Host Demands Obama Defend His Right To Bully Gay Teens

Here is a nice 14-year-old West Virginian preparing to be the next Glenn Beck and/or Pope, by telling his radio listeners for his radio program that homosexuals are “sickening.” But not just, like a little sickening, like a sort of gut ache from too many hot dogs, no, it is SICKENING in all capitals, because buttsex (and Hell). “You know what? I knew these kids! SOME of ’em I was friends with!” says the boy, about their choice to be homosecshul. (He could tell they chose to be homosecshuls because they were not homosecshuls in elementary school. Q.E.Duh!) Read more on Hero Teen Radio Host Demands Obama Defend His Right To Bully Gay Teens…
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Unteachable Mitt Romney Talks About His Owner Friends In Other Sports

A reporter asked Mitt Romney today where he thought free agent Peyton Manning should play football next season. Ahh, there’s a nice birthday softball question for ya! All he had to say was that he’s a Patriots fan, so he hopes Manning doesn’t play for a team in the same division. This is all he had to say. And he did! But only after going out of his way to say something completely unnecessary, again, that has probably left his campaign manager sobbing for ever accepting such a gig. Read more on Unteachable Mitt Romney Talks About His Owner Friends In Other Sports…