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Canadian Ted Cruz Shocked — Shocked! — To Learn He Is Canadian

Ivy-league graduate and Harvard Law Review editor Ted Cruz is a startling example of how a Grade A Dumbass can become a U.S. Senator. From Texas, but it still counts. Apparently, despite attending Princeton for undergrad and Harvard for law...

Why Won’t Canada Let This Michigan Man Just Cold Shoot People All The Time, For Whatever?

Walt Wawra has a problem. He went to Canada with his wife, and while they were there, two gentlemen approached them -- in broad daylight! -- and asked if they had been to the Stampede yet. When they did...

Governor Asks Shooters Pretty Please Self-Regulate While Utah Burns Because Of Shooters

OK cowboys and cowgirls, gather 'round the semi-automatic campfire for a heartwarming story of the destruction of land, homes and wildlife in the great American state of Utah. Here's the story in a nutshell: Utah's "Dump Fire" (so named...

Barack Obama Is President Of … Canada

Hey Canada, what's up? Oh, you like that Barack Obama? Yeah, it figures, being as you're kind of quasi-Europeans. Except for Alberta, we guess. And probably the "Northwest Territories," where the Snow King lives. Oh, you really like Barack...