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Now Orly Taitz Is Gonna Arrest The President, Uh Huh

Welp, we haven’t written anything about Orly Taitz in…(checks archives) A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK! Readers, what have you been doing? Are you bereft? Are you weeping? Are you yearning, deeply, for new Orly Taitz news? Of course you are! Wonkers, it’s cool, she’s just gonna arrest the president. Read more on Now Orly Taitz Is Gonna Arrest The President, Uh Huh…
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Brave Army Man Sues Nobama To Avoid War

Army Major (?!) Stefan Frederick Cook is supposed to be shipped to Afghanistan this week, to fight in the war there, as Army people are often expected to do in times of war. But instead, he’s seeking some kind of restraining order, in federal court, because he does NOT want to go there to that war, because he has some very legitimate concerns about Barack Obama’s birth in Hawaii forty-seven years ago. Also, this Army Major’s court complaint says he’s super scared of committing “war crimes” or something. Should’ve thought about that before those recruiter dudes at the strip mall talked you into enlisting! [Ledger-Enquirer] Read more on Brave Army Man Sues Nobama To Avoid War…