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BIGGER THAN JESUS

John McCain’s Twitter Thinks It’s Better Than Our Lord Jesus Christ

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

'I don't know which will go first - rock 'n' roll or Christianity. '
The super-dumb full-of-shit jingoistic Magic 8-Ball known as “John McCain’s twatbot” crapped this out today: “America has been and remains the greatest force for good in history.” Eric Spiegelman wonders why John McCain is pissing on Christ’s grave. [Bus Your Own Tray]


BIGGER THAN JESUS

CBS Collects Obama’s Speeches & Interviews, To Make You People Swoon

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Inside the private lives of the stars ....That CBS decided to call the DVD Obama: All Access makes it pretty clear that this collection is not intended as a political souvenir for the policy nerds — this is about celebrity. Barack and Michelle make very good celebrities, and the two years worth of 60 Minutes interviews included here are probably a large part of how a liberal young black guy won over America. MORE »