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Wingnuts Plotting To Overthrow Devil Halloween Ritual With ‘JesusWeen’

The fringe end of the Jesus people spectrum is still sore about the unholy existence of patron witch-saint Christine O’Donnell’s annual demonic pagan sex party “Halloween,” so they are heroically promoting a hilarious/doomed Internet campaign to put the “Jesus” back in “Ween” this October 31st. Everyone celebrate “Jesus Ween,” for the kids! Oh sure, it may¬†sound like a creepy Ted Haggard joke, but no: Jesus Ween celebrants are called upon to surprise the costumed child-heathens’ outstretched candy pails with miniature Bibles, which we are guessing will rank right along with the travel-size floss the neighborhood dentist is always giving out. How about a fun “Jesus Ween” commercial, after the jump! Read more on Wingnuts Plotting To Overthrow Devil Halloween Ritual With ‘JesusWeen’… Read more on Wingnuts Plotting To Overthrow Devil Halloween Ritual With ‘JesusWeen’…