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BATHROOM GOBLIN'S NEW BEGINNING

Larry Craig Opens Consulting Firm

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

He knows all about mining.According to “Wonkett” bylaws, everything Larry Craig does is 30% funnier by virtue of the fact that it was done by Larry Craig, the winsome bathroom goblin who repeatedly tried to appeal his own guilty plea after he was arrested in a “cruisy toilet” looking for a hot slice of man to get down with. The former senator has opened a consulting firm and has four whole clients! How much would you pay for his professional advice? MORE »