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Barack Hussein Obama is the greatest president in the history of ever, and those who do not show him adequate fealty are instantly thrown...

Greetings, liberal larvae! I hope you enjoyed your Dear Leader's Most Sacred and Honorable Birthday Week in the appropriate fashion: prostrating yourself at the...

Why hello, liberal political fetus monsters! It's time once again for the only weekly feature on the Internet, "Barry Can You Hear Me?" In...

Haha, what "happened" this week in Barack Obama's life? Nothing of great import, surely! Except for OWNING comedy and OWNING assassination, that is! That...

Greetings, asshandlers! 'Tis I, the greatest of Friday authoresses, here to impart wisdom and Journalistik Insightz about something other than the fucking Great White...

What a week, amiright? Whew! The handsomest president on Earth traveled around the country doing handsome presidential things, while we ended common decency forever...

This column is a tribute to the handsomest man on Earth, Barack Hussein Syriana Obama, but it is also an ode to our...

Aloha, unrepentant liberals! 'Tis I, your noble weekly columnist, showing up for work for frigging once. I've been writing a book so as...

It is the customary habit of your authoress to commence her weekly Barack Obama fan kkkolumn with various nasty comments about you, her...

Alright, you knuckle-biting asshandlers, it's time for your favorite Pulitzer Prize-winning kolumn to return with a sexy vengeance! Yes, fapping masses, your weekly investigative...

Hello! Would you like to know what your President Mahmoud Barack Hussein Al-Bama did this week? Well, this column will tell you everything in...

Greetings, stains. It's Friday, and that means it's time for another examination of President Barry Hussein Soetero's least un-American cracktivities. This week, my...

It is no secret that this column relies heavily on the contributions of your Official White House Videographer, one Arun Chaudhary. It is also...

This weekly "column," as they called it when newspapers were still printed, is a place to say funny, crazy, foul and often highly sexual...

Like Jesus Christ, Official White House Videographer Arun Chaudhary is generous in the extreme. His marvy White House propaganda tool West Wing Week is...

Happy happy Christmas week, you elf-fellating scum! Yes, it's time for the Season of Lying to Children about the existence of any one of...

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