May 26, 2012
pt barack obama got you a cupcake
The Confectionery Lobby: D.C.’s Cupcakes Have Gone Too Far
by Arielle Fleisher 1:10 pm March 29, 2011
It turns out that the biggest evil in this great nation isn’t the Koch Brothers after all. Their evil is no match for “heaping swirls of luscious confection atop rich, creamy pastry,” also known as cupcakes. You see, while this set of extremist billionaires was busy using their money to Kochblock unions, students from voting, [...]
Oh check it out, Joe Biden had his little birthday office party today, on his birthday, at Obama’s office tower in Chicago. Joe is 66 years old, and also for his birthday he gets to be vice president, which is a fun thing! (He also has to live in that creepy Observatory and hear the [...]
