Wonkette

This is just weird. The Republican National Committee has started a “grassroots” Web site that, much like our beloved Rebuild the Party, wants people to think about how Republicans might make themselves a little less fucked. Here is an idea! If you are interested in “moving forward” and “building our future,” do not make a video that is all about the PAST. It’s like saying, “Help us build an intergalactic space travel machine and colonize Mars!” and recruiting with a video of two cavemen smearing poo into each other’s hair. [RNC: Republican For A Reason]

Well, hell. This Sebelius gal won’t be Obama’s veep because she has a long face; Chuck Hagel won’t work because he’s a Republican; and Joe Biden won’t because … oh no wait maybe Joe Biden would work! Yeah, he’s got an okay face for it, and hair plugs, and “foreign” experience. But you know who would RULE? The fat one who made the slide show about climate change. MORE »