VOTE FOR YOUR WONKETTE FOR A WEBLOG GOLDEN GLOBE: Because of the many tragic disasters lately, like that one in Massachusetts, we will not “gloat” or “wear whore diamonds” just because we’ve been nominated once again as a finalist in the World Famous Bloggies. Go on over and vote for your favorite “political weblog,” which is apparently what this is, a Political Weblog. Politics! So funny …. [2010 Weblog Bloggies]

Want to see a hot sex video of John Bolton cumming all over Dick Cheney’s grundle? So do we but who can find it?? For now you’ll have to settle for the “text version,” from great publication Human Events. John Bolton has named Dick Cheney the “conservative of the year” in one of the strangest articles on the current Internet. You know why America loves Dick Cheney, according to this demented mustache? He presents direct challenges to Barack Obama’s “insouciance” towards national security. Not only is Barack Obama nonchalant, but he’s the gay Frenchy-lookin’ synonym. [Human Events via Salon/War Room]

OH HELL YEAH DO THIS THING: It’s the last day of something or other with the Warblog Awards! Details here, from warblog Commenter Gen. Chascates. Thank you, everyone, for your many patriotic votes! [2009 Weblog Awards and these categories too, also]

It’s that time of year again, with the clicking, and then more of the clicking! The nomination period for this year’s Weblog Awards ends this Friday, and maybe if… you know… [looks down, kicks dirt]… you want to nominate us for something? You could do that? KISSES. MORE »

OKAY NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE REAL BLOGGIES: We don’t even know what that other Weblog Awards thing is about, other than you should keep voting for us, because why not? But the real true authentic Weblog Awards Thing is back, and accepting nominations for all your favorite categories of websites such as “Best Mexican Blog” and “Best Blog About Trig Palin’s Birth Records.” MORE »

Jesus christ didn’t the Bloggies just happen? And didn’t they happen just before that, and before that? Everything is an institution, including and especially the beloved blog-award system known as The Bloggies. We are honored to be nominated again as “Best Politics Blog That Hates Politics.” And happy nomination to our comrades Glenn Reynolds and Markos Moulitsas and Arianna Huffiington and John Amato, who have joined us in this rotten pursuit for so many, many years. [The Bloggies]