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In Arizona, Glocks Selling Like Death Hotcakes Right Now

After seeing Rep. Gabirelle Giffords and others gunned down in Tucson on Saturday, the grieving people of Arizona came together to express a single, heartfelt sentiment: “We have to get ourselves one of those awesome gunz!” Yes, the gun shops in Arizona simply can’t keep Glocks like the one allegedly used by Jared Loughner on their shelves, as Arizona was impressed by just how good that gun was at shooting people. And these gun people have to buy one of these Glocks RIGHT NOW. They’re afraid they may be made illegal and they won’t be able to get their hands on a great murder-kitsch conversation piece, which they can put above their kids’ toys on the mantel and show off to the other non-foreclosed family in the subdivision when they come by to visit. Read more on In Arizona, Glocks Selling Like Death Hotcakes Right Now…
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Anthony Weiner Wants To Steal All Of Your Precious Goldline Coins

Anthony Weiner is trying to trick America into believing that teevee investment firm “Goldline” is a bit of a scam. What is with these liberals? Glenn Beck and Fred Thompson get it. They know that FDR issued an Executive Order and can confiscate all of your gold whenever he feels like it. That’s why buying every coin-thing from the Goldline telemarketer person is the last safe investment on earth. It’s painfully obvious that Anthony Weiner is trying to steal all of your commemorative NASCAR gold coins, so that he can melt them into worthless “Ameros.” Luckily you hid your Goldline coins in your XXL underwear drawer, and Anthony Weiner will never be able to locate them, since they will be camouflaged by your enormous underwear. Read more on Anthony Weiner Wants To Steal All Of Your Precious Goldline Coins…