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U.S. Evacuating Americans From Tokyo, Death Plume Heads To America

It has been nearly a week now, and the crisis in Japan only seems to be getting more terrible, so it’s time for the world’s religious people to start finding a deity to blame for the devastation in Japan! We long ago figured it was the Irish god, Saint Patrick, because it’s his “Holy Week” — but there are probably other theological opinions, on the the Internet. Let’s do a quick news update about Americans evacuating while we wait for clarity. Read more on U.S. Evacuating Americans From Tokyo, Death Plume Heads To America…