December 9, 2013
The wait is over … and did you even realize you were waiting, all this time, for this? WonketteMart has opened for business, with our first batch of custom-designed beautiful, shocking Wonkette Fake Campaign Shirts. Go, look, and pre-order today to save money$$$. What is happening?
THE MEMO GOT LOST: Oh, right. In case it wasn’t obvious these past two days, your Wonkette is resting for the tragedy that will be 2009 through the New Year, meaning we’re on a “limited posting schedule” for the rest of 2008. WAIT DON’T LEAVE… we’ll still be posting every day, even on Jesus’ Birthday, [...]
LIVEBLOG AT 3:00 ET: Sara K. Smith is forcing her fellow associate editor to liveblog Rod Blagojevich’s naked antics in a short while, which will probably be brief and blah. Come back at… 2:57! [Chicago Tribune]
IMPORTANT AFRICAN-AMERICAN HISTORICAL LIVEBLOG IMMINENT: Your “leader” Barack Obama is giving his first post-election press conference at 2:30 ET. You people will love it and sob at every word he says. Liveblog starts in 10-ish minutes!