• February 14, 2012

pt america’s unemployed

Like so many young Washington residents in this brutal economy, Wonkette operative “Nicorette St. Monstre” (if that is her real name) has some unemployed bums for roommates. One such jobless loser worked in the Bush Administration until whatever happened last week, and now our Operative finds her dwelling filled with these wretched, hopeless welfare cases [...]

Terminally unemployed Meghan McCain made a name for herself by typing a very weird, very revealing warblog during her dad’s tragicomic campaign. The only real “news” she broke was by posting a home video of John McCain’s special BBQ love fest for his supporters, the national political press, at one of his estates in Arizona. [...]

In what historians may call the Worst Blog Post Ever, Meghan McCain, the unemployed daughter of WALNUTS!, explains her Father’s Day gift: she finally freaking registered Republican! It’s so important, this non-gift, that she includes many pictures of her filling out forms at some state bureaucracy outpost in Arizona. Cindy’s there, too, watching her daughter [...]